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  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday

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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

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doctorwho:

Remember:

Daleks are cruel

Daleks are vicious

Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds.

But, first and foremost,

Daleks are British.

bendydickcuminmysnatch:

The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.

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weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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